August 31, 2015
Feast of Raymond Nonnatus

BIRTHDAYS
Buddy Hackett 1924
Roger Dean 1944
Sara Ramirez 1975

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

08/13/15 Edible Green Mountains: Celebrating Vermont’s local food culture through the seasons.
*08/12/15 Vanity Fair Trans America: Exploring gender identity and expression.
08/12/15 Air To Air: Exclusive images of the world’s greatest aircraft. UK.
*08/11/15 Slow Cooker Comfort Classics: Quick & easy one-pot meals that taste like home.
*08/08/15 Elle Style Essentials: 137+ perfect looks.
08/07/15 Shutter Magazine: Photography education.

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

The world’s largest spider is the size of a small puppy.
— September Ranger Rick Jr.

There’s a woman in Kent, England who can scream 30 dB louder than a jackhammer.
— September Discover

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
As always, 100% T.R.U.E.! (Trumped-up, Reliably Unreliable & Ersatz)

NAZI GOLD TRAIN PROTECTED BY HITLER’S WEREWOLVES

PSYCHIC PREDICTS: “TRUMP WILL BE THRU AFTER BEING CAUGHT SECRETLY SCARFING OREOS!”

ONLY 2 SURVIVORS OF FERRY DISASTER TURN OUT TO BE IDENTICAL TWINS WHO’D NEVER KNOWN THE OTHER EXISTED!I

7 TEENAGERS MISSING AFTER FREE SCREENING OF HORROR MOVIE IN CEMETERY

MYSTERIOUS BLUE LIGHT FOLLOWS NASA NIGHT LAUNCH

 
Weekly Words of Wisdom

Necessity is a mother.

Fictitious Customer of the Week 

M.T. Graves